Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Oy

Oy. Sigh. I am but one little lass with one little vote, which I did wield, albeit to no avail; nor have I anything to say at the moment, for there's been quite a bit of worthwhile chattering by others recently. Do, however, remind me not to leave funding applications until the last minute: I'm not yet fully qualified as a professional mendicant, so writing this bloody stuff is going to take a while yet. Plus, I hate filling out applications in general. What I would like to say is:

"Hi! I'm cute (for a baby scientist, anyway) and bouncy and I love biology, especially the really cool biology our lab is doing. In fact, I love it so much I enlisted for a PhD, which will be totally awesome, I'm sure, but now I need money. Please fund me! Thanks!" ("Vote for Elle!")

Don't you think that would work?

2 comments:

The Tiger said...

Do scientists fall for the "Hi, I'm cute and bouncy!" line?

Viatrix said...

Only one way to find out, right?

Upon further reflection, probably not, no. I suspect they'd more likely to prefer some sort of discussion of a lass's research, or perhaps her interest in their research.